Facebooker verneukt verjaardagsfeestje Paris Hilton

Zwelgje - I woke up this morning with a $2000 birthday cake in my living room. It's big. It's red. It says "Paris". And its fucking delicious. 24 hours ago I got a call from my well-connected buddy Kevin. "Dude, I'm crashing Paris Hilton's birthday tonight. Pretty sure I can get you in," he says. "Pretty sure you can't," I say. "Pretty sure I will," he says. 90 minutes later we're strolling down a red carpet like we belong there.

EPIC!!!